Monday Morning Blues

6:30 – Beep! Beep! Beep!

*Snooze*

6:35 - Beep! Beep! Beep!

*Snooze*

6:40 - Beep! Beep! Beep!

*Snooze*

The Annoying Pain-in-the-ass Rational Me (RM): “Ahem!”

The Cooler Sleepier Real Me (M): “Zzzzzz…”

RM: *taps feet rather noisily inside my head*

M: “Ugh! Stop that and lemme sleep!!”

RM: “Err…it’s Monday, time to get up.”

M: “No!” *covers head with blanket, curls up and slips right back into dreamland*

RM: *yanks blanket right off*

M: “Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!*

RM: “You know the drill.”

M: “Go away! Two more mins…please!!!”

RM: “Do I look like Mommy to you??”

M: Zzzzzz…..

6.45 - Beep! Beep! Beep!

*Snooze*

RM: “Err…excuse me?”

M: “Excused.”

RM: It’s Monday. There’s office to go to.”

M: “Maybe I’m sick. Maybe I fell down at the station. Hell, maybe I am at work.”

RM: “Given your awesome immune system, chances are you will be sick sooner or later, so save the sick leaves, won’t you? And really? Fell down at the station? That’s the best you've got??”

M: “Ugh.”

RM: “You know how to get past this. Think of something good to look forward to in the day. That always makes you jump out of bed.”

M: *blank*

RM: “Oh come on! Some help here!!”

M: *blank*

RM: Sigh. Well, then there’s just one thing to do.

M: *looks hopeful*

RM: “GET UP, GET YOUR LAZY ASS OFF THAT BED AND INTO THE SHOWER. GET DRESSED AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE, GOT IT?!?!”

M: *disgusted look*

6.50 - Beep! Beep! Beep!

Oh, blah.