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Monday, December 5, 2011

Monday Morning Blues



6:30 – Beep! Beep! Beep!
*Snooze*

6:35 - Beep! Beep! Beep!
*Snooze*

6:40 - Beep! Beep! Beep!
*Snooze*

The Annoying Pain-in-the-ass Rational Me (RM): “Ahem!”
The Cooler Sleepier Real Me (M): “Zzzzzz…”
RM: *taps feet rather noisily inside my head*
M: “Ugh! Stop that and lemme sleep!!”
RM: “Err…it’s Monday, time to get up.”
M: “No!” *covers head with blanket, curls up and slips right back into dreamland*
RM: *yanks blanket right off*
M: “Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!*
RM: “You know the drill.”
M: “Go away! Two more mins…please!!!”
RM: “Do I look like Mommy to you??”
M: Zzzzzz…..

6.45 - Beep! Beep! Beep!
*Snooze*

RM: “Err…excuse me?”
M: “Excused.”
RM: It’s Monday. There’s office to go to.”
M: “Maybe I’m sick. Maybe I fell down at the station. Hell, maybe I am at work.”
RM: “Given your awesome immune system, chances are you will be sick sooner or later, so save the sick leaves, won’t you? And really? Fell down at the station? That’s the best you've got??”
M: “Ugh.”
RM: “You know how to get past this. Think of something good to look forward to in the day. That always makes you jump out of bed.”
M: *blank*
RM: “Oh come on! Some help here!!”
M: *blank*
RM: Sigh. Well, then there’s just one thing to do.
M: *looks hopeful*
RM: “GET UP, GET YOUR LAZY ASS OFF THAT BED AND INTO THE SHOWER. GET DRESSED AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE, GOT IT?!?!”
M: *disgusted look*

6.50 - Beep! Beep! Beep!
Oh, blah.

14 comments:

  1. HAHAHAA, sounds exactly like me:P
    And yes, the sleepy one IS way cooler:D

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  2. @PeeVee - Sigh...if only the sleepy one could win, without dire consequences!!!

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  3. loool, this happens with me all the time when I setup an alarm. Amazing post, loved it :D

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  4. @Aakash - Story of our lives! Thank you!! :)

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  5. Story of every one of us....

    You know once in a while you should let the sleep win =)

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  6. nominated u

    http://factsandnonsense.wordpress.com/2011/12/14/some-nomination/

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  7. Eternal fight between the rational and the sleepier. Very well envisaged.

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  8. @xyzandme - Hehehehe...I think I'm quite out of sick leaves by now!! :D

    @factsandnonsense - WOW! Like seriously...WOW!!!! *blushes*

    @Neeraj Kumar - Thank you...which one wins though??

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  9. The rational has got to win coz it is Monday!

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  10. @Neeraj - And yet another crappy Monday....but I must say...the Rational's a bore!

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  11. @Phatichar - Currently I have no alarms on Monday or any other mornings! :D :D :D

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  12. I just read this post... You can now tell 'RM' that 'fell down at the station' is a legitimate excuse.

    - Tarun

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  13. @Tarun - Damn. I had completely forgotten about this. Like wow. Maybe I gave karma/fate/luck/whoever took joy in this fall the idea in the first place!!! :(

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