Looking at the dinner table, she sighed. The unexpected interruption, had completely made her forget about the carrots she had been chopping for their anniversary dinner.
“Now see how you distracted me, you cheating bastard!”
Picking up the salad bowl, she bent down to pull the knife out of his bloody form on the floor.
Okay, okay, after being told I'm either smoking something weird or have psychiatric issues, I promise this is the last morbid one. Okay, I don't promise. But I'll try harder to not kill someone in the next one!!! :P